My mom steals acorns from my neighbor's yard and then carves jack'o lanterns out of them. Submitted By: Deep on October 17, 2014 0 0 9562
Get naked and take pictures. Submitted By: Deep on October 17, 2014 0 0 8147 NSFW! This content has been marked as Not Safe For Work, login to view this content login or signup
Can you please photoshop the sun between my fingers? Submitted By: Deep on October 17, 2014 0 0 10402
Life is like a penis, simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and... Submitted By: Deep on October 17, 2014 0 0 12211 NSFW! This content has been marked as Not Safe For Work, login to view this content login or signup
Never play with a womans heart she only has one. Submitted By: Deep on October 17, 2014 0 0 9483 NSFW! This content has been marked as Not Safe For Work, login to view this content login or signup
I'm telling you, she's a witch. She points at me says goochie go and BOOM!! Submitted By: Deep on October 17, 2014 0 0 9621
I didn't see shit, I didn't hear shit, and I ain't saying shit. Submitted By: Deep on October 16, 2014 0 0 10054 NSFW! This content has been marked as Not Safe For Work, login to view this content login or signup
We're gonna sit here and drink beer until we understand women! Submitted By: Deep on October 16, 2014 0 0 9778